share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #5

QUICK - What's Obama's last name? If you still don't know then we're in the same boat. A couple weeks ago, Jason asked me this question while I was helping to build a home for Peninsula Habitat for Humanity. I paused for a while. With a hammer in my right hand, I looked up into the invisible air and was left pondering for more than a minute. Good question, I thought. I don't know! Crap! The first thing that came to mind was Bin Laden. Simply because Obama rhymed with Osama. I was all, I know Clinton is Hillary. Why couldn't he asked me that? Darnit all. If you realized this was a trick question, then I applaud you. You are in fact smarter than a 5th grader AND me, of course. Good Job! It took me a good half hour or so to realize that I was a fool. Obama IS is his last name. Barrack is his first name! To top that, JayJay put me on blast in front of all of my other co-workers. I've done it again. Just for that, I don't think I should even be allowed to vote during this Presidential Election. Besides, I was so gunning for Clinton. I'm over the Obama craze. I'm sick of seeing him on T.V. I swear, I'm about to convert to a Republican.

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