- A guy that asks you what kind of panty you are wearing = Pervert
- A guy that begs for a kiss and leaves a 5 minute long voicemail = Psycho
- A guy that asks you to have dinner at his place = Booty Call Hunter
- A guy that has a 'Busy'/'Away' IM status but lets you chat with him anyways = Sweetheart
- A guy that constantly talks about his ex = Rebound Seeker
- A guy that smokes weed all day = Loser
- A guy that doesn't make a move on you during a 'sleepover' = Friend
- A guy that walks beside you along the outermost part of the sidewalk = Gentleman
- A guy that lets you eat off his plate = Romantic
- A guy that makes out with you more than he converses = Sexaholic
- A guy that deletes you from his myspace account = Child
- A guy that texts/IMs other people during a conversation = Rude A$$hole
- A guy that slaps your ass to greet you = Wannabe Pimp
- A guy that takes you out to try something new = Boyfriend Potential
(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )
1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.)Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.)Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.)Run a Half Marathon
5.)Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.)Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
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6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
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13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
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16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
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18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Dating #101
Being single for more than 3 years, I've learned plenty. Even someone as naive as I am can miss the most obvious:
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#4 from the top is the best one
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