FACEBOOK be Hatin'

So I log into Facebook today to view my Inbox. I usually ignore the ads that are posted on the left column of my profile page. But What the Heck!? Right below my applications icon lists there is this ad with a big red broken heart that says 29 and alone again?

First of all, how the hell did they know my age? Is it plain coincidence. Anyway, why does Facebook have to call me out like that. Hella making it seem that I'm all sad, depressed , and alone at age 29. NO, I'M NOT! I'm quite content being a single woman. That was just so uncalled for. These ads are getting way too ridiculous. Like really! What kind of message are they trying to send?! Single Status = Unhappiness? Hmmmm...I don't think so. Ugh! Are we supposed to always be in a relationship? I guess I'll be bitter for a quick second. Maybe just until lunch time. Food always comforts and cures my bad moods. Plus, our company will be heading out to the horse races this afternoon. Bay Meadows here I come. Wish me luck! I still have my $81 voucher I saved from last year. That makes it $181 to gamble away. Let's hope I triple that!