- Automatic toilet flush - When the hell did the engineers install that?! Normally, when you're done with your "business", you stand up, pull up your pants, then flush manually with your foot. Now, you stand up, it flushes, and then you pull up your pants. You see...I don't really like this new order. I'm not necessarily against it BUT I do have to admit that the sensor is a teeny weeny bit sensitive. I took this up with my boss and she agrees. Not only was the sensor too sensitive, it gives us ladies not enough time to pull up our pants/skirt. As a result, our bare bottoms are touched by the strong nasty back splash from the toilet water during flushing mode. Gross, right? I'm actually considering taking this issue up to the property management department. If they fail to adjust the sensors, then oh well. At least I tried. I'll then just have no choice but to come up with successful technique of getting up from the toilet and pulling up my pants/skirt BEFORE the flush beats me to it.
- Automatic deodorizer - I LOVE this new upgrade. I take joy out of simple pleasures and walking into a fresh smelling restroom is just a beautiful thing. I feel as if I'm in a Febreze commercial sniffing up the great aroma. No more taking post lunch risks, walking into the women's restroom and having to say: "WTF is that smell?!" or holding my breath or having to pick up the air freshener aerosol can.
(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )
1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.)Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.)Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.)Run a Half Marathon
5.)Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.)Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
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6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)
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16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
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32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
Saturday, April 4, 2009
It's Automatic
Apparently, a couple things changed while I was overseas. 10th Floor restroom upgrades to be exact:
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