(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )
1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.)Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.)Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.)Run a Half Marathon
5.)Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.)Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
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6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)
15.)
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
Friday, December 18, 2009
Cute Auditor Dude: Series Finale
Bad news everybody. I lost my chance with the Cute Auditor Dude. He has returned yet again for another one of his audits. Grrr walks into my cubicle this morning to share me the oh so glorious and happy news. He tells me that Cute Auditor Dude was planning on proposing to his girlfriend last night after work. I guess, he must have been so anxious that he had to share his news with his client's employee. Really?? Not a friend, Not a co-worker...just some random dude. WTF! Can I say, a little bit too excited there?? He probably had to share it with everyone and their mama. Why he cared not to share with me, I will never know. I must have scared him away with my many not so discreet ways of expressing my slight crush on him. Not my fault - Blame it on Leo and Jay-Jay.
I hear him right now as I'm typing this quick post. Ew. He sounds so happy. I've never heard him speak so much in my life (OK, I'm exaggerating. Maybe within the last 2 years) The chick must have said yes....UGH!
Oh well...I mean I wasn't like having this stalkerish crush on him. He was cute and that was it. I don't even like his voice. He handed me my bank reconciliation the other day. He only spoke of, "Here's your bank rec". Can I say rude? He didn't even bother to acknowledge my name. Hello! My name plate is posted right out of my cubicle. He might of as well threw the bank rec folder in my face. But whatever...moving on!
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