My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
 12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
 16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.) Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

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OMG - So get this...I shower and everything, right? Get dressed for work this morning. I decided to wear a short sleeve shirt. It's kinda like a cap sleeve so it's almost sleeveless. So I get to work and I happen to discover.... Oh NO! I forgot to shave my pits!! LMAO!! So embarrassing! Ladies, I know this happens to you so you feel my pain. I feel like an Amazon woman right now. What's a girl to do? Should I go to Walgreens to get a razor and just do a nasty dry shave? OR should I just roll with it hoping nobody will notice? It's so hard being a woman. Why did God make us grow hair in unnecessary places to begin with? We pay so much to get it off with body and face waxes! Don't get me wrong. It's not like an inch long and crap. Don't want to gross out my readers. Let's just say the hairs are saying "Peekaboo!" and they are racing to grow as fast as they can so they can laugh at me and embarrass the heck out of me. Maybe they don't want me to meet boys? Am I not paying attention to them enough? I think they have a mind of their own. Stubby lil bitches! Sometimes, I won't have to shave for days. Sometimes, I'd have to do it daily. This week I'm on the Shave my Pits Daily Mode. It must be the hormones. UGH! Oh well. I guess I won't be pulling files from the top drawers today. Nor will I raise my arm an inch! I will keep them closed. Amazon woman will go away tomorrow, I promise! OK stubby lil bitches! Share is definitely in Pluck the Sh!t Outta Yah Mode tonight. I'll be watching you in front of my mirror and torturing you suckers! Man up bitches! Don't mess w/me! LOL
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