"...Everybody, Everywhere..." <-----Thanks to my purple dinosaur, BarneyCheck out my cubicle. Ain't it horrific?! I'm constantly being made fun of at the office. It's time to clean up this weekend. Yes, I have no time during my normal work schedule to do the filing & organizing of my working area. Pretty sad... I'm in desperate need of some assistance. This is way too overwhelming for just one person to do in 1 Day. Help Wanted! If you have prior experience in filing, alphabetizing, organizing paperwork in numerical order, staple & 3-hole punch operation then you are the right candidate for this job. I offer benefits such as, band-aids for paper cuts and musical entertainment (courtesy of 106.1 KMEL). Compensation will also include FREE parking & lunch at Mr. Pickles. If you are interested, please submit me your qualifications along with a cover letter to share122@gmail.com. Looking forward to hearing from you soon! Regards!
(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )
1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.)Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.)Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.)Run a Half Marathon
5.)Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.)Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
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6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)
15.)
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
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23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
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32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
Thursday, August 21, 2008
"Clean Up, Clean Up..."
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resume sent... i also would like to know how many other applicants there are.. Thank you and have a nice day.
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