My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
 12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
 16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.) Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Friday, August 15, 2008

ploomy is not a porn site!

Congrats to Grrr for getting the definition of Ploomy correct. Talk about geek status. He even understood my 'foreign to everyone but share-bare' lingo when I was trying to explain. Hardly anyone understands me these days. I'm like both a U.S. citizen and an illegal alien. He gets a star! I decided to sport my Ploomy shirt yesterday at the race track. I got ALOT of questions full of curiousity from fellow co-workers. I guess I'm promoting it pretty well. Pat on share-bare's back! (tank yah brrr much! i try...) Anyway, JayJay and I arrived at Bay Meadows around the same time. We walked through the admission gates at the same time. An old man was handing out the programs. He gave us each one, looks at me and was like, 'So what's Ploomy?'. I was too lazy to explain to him....he didn't even look internet savvy. It would have been a waste of my breath. I just said, oh it's just a men's website. JayJay interrupts and says, 'It's actually a porn site.' I corrected JayJay immediately. Hell no was I trying to promote a porn site. I don't think so. Big Whatevs in the sky! As we were walking away, he was all 'Are you in it?!' What a prick! LOL! I felt so violated and humiliated....JayJay laughed. He's outdone me once again! Darnit all! Old nasty dude must have took JayJay seriously. Pretty sad. Old man tryin' to holler. Man Oh Man. I got a lot of different reactions. For women, I kind of got a weird stared me down for wearing a shirt from a 'men only' website. As for the men, they were quite intrigued. Well hopefully Ploomy got a few more hits than usual yesterday. What matters most is that I accomplished my good deed of the day. =)
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  1. AnonymousAugust 17, 2008 at 6:19 PM

    Hahaha, thanks for setting that guy straight.

    I gave you a shout on:
    http://twitter.com/ploomy

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  2. reegstaAugust 18, 2008 at 9:58 AM

    damn i don't prompt the same reaction when i rock mine.

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