(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )
1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.)Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.)Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.)Run a Half Marathon
5.)Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.)Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
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6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)
15.)
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
Saturday, February 14, 2009
And Your Point Is?
Let me get this straight. I don't like Valentine's day because I'm a bitter single individual. I don't like Valentine's day because I still have not yet found my true love. I don't like Valentine's day because the ugly colors red and pink are advertised everywhere. I don't like Valentine's day because the local florist delivery trucks are filled with a bunch of long stem roses or floral arrangements.
I hate Valentines day because it's a constant reminder that single people are less important than those in a committed relationship. I hate Valentines Day because I feel the pressure of finding my true love rather than just letting my path take me there on it's own. I hate Valentine's day because they advertise the incorrect shape of the human heart. I hate Valentines day because UPS and FedEx trucks should be filled with edible gifts like chocolate rather than killing nature for use of temporary display before it's welted away and tossed in the garbage can.
What's the point of it all? Why not celebrate love for one another on a different day? Why not show and express your love on a daily basis. There's no need to spend money. Better yet. Celebrate your love on a day like....umm...DUH! Your anniversary?! With how things are going, we might as well call Valentines Day something more materialistic. Hmm... 'Flower Shop's Day' or ' Dinner for Two Day' or 'Hallmark Day'. What do you think?
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