Secured Heart

So, I was chatting with a buddy online when I should have been really cleaning my awful of a mess room. I don't like to clean. I only clean for a purpose or when I've fallen off the deep end during an endless search of something in particular. My friend said that I need a boyfriend that cleans. Hmm...that would be nice, I thought. But to me, having a boyfriend means so much more. If you're in a well committed relationship, trust plays a huge role. You must trust one another. In my case rather, I have issues with that. Therefore, I've come up with an idea! How about treating my heart as if it was a secured credit card! First of all, applying for a secured credit card is a great way for an individual to repair their bad credit and establish one for the first time. In order to qualify, a person would have to make a deposit which equates to their credit line. This deposit is called a collateral. Usually after a year or so, the credit card company will evaluate your account and will determine your eligibility to upgrade to a secured credit card. If you are eligible for the upgrade, the credit card issuer will give you back your original deposit and then hand you your very own unsecured credit card and you live happily ever after (assuming you use the plastic card wisely). So let's take a look at my lust life. Let's say a dude wants to be exclusive. I offer them my lust and affection for a simple collateral. Only difference from a secured credit card is you do NOT receive your collateral back. It's shall I say, non-refundable contribution. Black Jack No Take Back! If you think this is a loss for you then move on. I for one, have a good relationship background. I have two factors to prove it: 1.) I've never cheated 2.) I'm not a gold digger. So, since I'm not a gold digger, your collateral doesn't necessarily have to be monetary. Be creative! If your background is just as squeaky clean as mine, then you can be eligible for a profit sharing plan. As long as you continue to contribute in this relationship, so will I! By now, you're probably thinking how ridiculous this idea sounds. If I'm right then you are really not thinking outside of the box. The term 'collateral' can be translated into so many different ways. You can even interpret the word metaphorically. "So, what does the dude get back in return?" , you might ask. Why, that's quite simple. They will have me! Hence, we will have each other! Consider this as the long-term investment. I ain't going anywhere if your willing to stay. What begins as lust will slowly turn into a good healthy relationship filled with love. Love leading to more everlasting love. Love leading into marriage. Love leading into a growing and happy family. Great idea, right? It's what you call a secured heart. Warning: This method can only be effective for those who are into taking chances and looking for a potential growth on their investment.