My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
 12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
 16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.) Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

DVR is Not My Friend

When I first moved into this three bedroom apartment with my older sister, I could not wait to get my hands on Comcast's DVR. Thanks to DVR, I never once missed my favorite television series, movie, or show. It's the greatest thing invented these days. Now that I'm half way through our 12 month lease at the apartment, I noticed something. I'm now 10 pounds heavier and forever and a day a couch potato freakazoid. This is not good. I want to be able to quit cold turkey but I can't! I'm already addicted to DVR. The HD option worsens this ever so bad new addiction of mine. [share-bare tilts her head to right and begins to day dream while sitting in front of her television. Yeah, I was talking in third person....so what]
"Gosh, how awesome it was to watch DVR'd NFL games on HD. . . "
[she then releases a huge sigh] I'm in need of intervention from this dependency problem I have with DVRing. I already completed my first step of the Twelve-step Program. I'm admitting to you all that I have a problem and I need help.
Dear Dude from Up Above, Please grant me the courage and willpower to get my fat ass off the couch. Please steer me away from glaring into that wonderful digital glow coming from my 40" Samsung Flat-Panel LCD HDTV. Please give me the strength to do more productive duties such as cleaning up my pig sty of a room and/or doing my laundry at least once a week. Please motivate me to occupy my free time doing more active things such as exercising or eating healthy food at the kitchen table. Please guide me through these tough times so I can finally get rid of the muffin top I inherited from sitting like a potato due to excessive television watching. Please be my savior and HELP me say 'No!' to DVRing. Love always, share-bare
Oh d-d-dear. What to do. What to do.
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