My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Whole Lotto Love

I got back from vacation a couple days ago. I was planning on uploading a bunch of my photos for Facebook and my blah-g but someone decided to borrow my USB cord without asking! (ehemm! you know who you are, mister!) So while I'm impatiently waiting for a particular personal property to be returned to its rightful owner, I thought I'd share something cute with you all. As you now know, I was out on vacation. I was overseas for two weeks with the family. Philippines to be exact. I'll share details about my trip soon. Usually, JayJay would con everyone in our department at the office to invest $2 for the lottery. This usually happens at least once a week. Twice if the jackpot is ginormous! I'm usually a Scrooge when it comes to that. He literally threatens and forces me to scarf up some change. He will not leave my cubicle until I hand him over a couple dollar bills. Like, what the hell are the chances? Yeah, yeah, pessimistic me. So what! Anyway, during my absence, my co-workers decided to spot me for the California Lotto pool. Can you say, sweet? Now that's love. No wonder I was copied on a bunch of emails containing a pdf copy of the lottery ticket. I thought JayJay was joking but Jolene admitted that it was true. She explained that if they all won, they would feel horribly bad because of course, they'd up and leave their jobs. That in turn would leave me stranded all by my lonesome self once I return. So...conclusion - they decided to include me just in case. That was really sweet, I thought. Ain't it? OK that's it. 

p.s. I'm still waiting.....

Let's Get Personal

Who Am I?

Hi! My name is share-bare. I’m a dreamer who constantly comes up with random ideas of how to live the perfect life. I used to think I can live an independent life contently just as single mother. I tell myself over and over again – I don’t need to find a man to marry to make myself happy. Besides, after witnessing tons of drama unfold within my family circle, it’s clear to see that marriage ends in divorce! Then the other part of me wishes I can be the "exception".  I'll find that special connection with my soul mate and live happily ever after. I think I’m bipolar. My family admits that I have a bad temper. I’m a moody bitch. Does that make me bipolar? Anyway…I try to plan every moment but obviously, 99% of the time does not play out exactly as I lay it out to be. If it did then my bitter ass wouldn’t be telling you all this shit. I’d probably be living in my dream ranch style home in the Peninsula with a husband and kids PLUS three Labrador Retrievers -a yellow, a chocolate, and a black one. All my bathrooms would have mosaic tiles. Why I just said that, I have no idea. Who am I kidding!

From time to time, I get in the mood to share everything it is to know how glorious my life is. I’m saying that sarcastically, of course. You’ll be able to read my day to day happenings on how freakin hard it is to find my perfect match. Ideally, I would love this all to be published into a book and possibly even turn it into a movie script or television sitcom. Wouldn't that be great?!  I say that seriously, this time.  I, for one don’t believe that fairy tales can actually happen to me. Call me cynical for now.  This may change in a matter of time. 

Monday, March 30, 2009

Status = Selected

"Dear Nike Runner,
Congratulations, you have been selected in the 2009 Nike Women's Marathon random drawing! You are now registered for the 2009 Nike Women's Marathon..."
Can I say, AWESOME?! Hooray me! I'm super excited and super frightened at the same time. I just completed my 28 week-training schedule last night and I'm all good to go. Who knows. Maybe I'll lose some belly fat from all the running and cross training. Let's just hope. 13.1 miles have been accomplished so far. It's now time to upgrade to 26.2 miles! Yikes! That's certainly a whole lot of running!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Run Like A Girl 2009

I did it. I registered for this year's Nike Women's Marathon in San Francisco. Due to high popularity, I'm not guaranteed a spot when I register. Interested participants now have to enter themselves in this Random Drawing registration. The anticipation will suck dearly. Registration began today at 9 a.m. PST and ends on March 18, 2009. 22,000 names (that's HELLA) will be drawn on or around March 20th. I hope I make it in. I did the half-marathon two years ago. This time around, I'll be aiming for the FULL! I'm looking forward to it...that's IF I get in. I can't wait for the Chocolate Mile and I surely can't wait for the Tiffany Co. gift at the Finish Line! Training officially starts NOW! Twinks - This is IT! We've been waiting 2 years for this!!
Click Below for Registration Info:

Monday, March 2, 2009

Sexy Phlegm Voice

TO: ALL Boys over the age of 30  
DATE: March 2, 2009 
SUBJECT: Sex Phlegm Voice 
I'm finally at the latter stage of my cold. The great news is that I'm almost fully recovered AND sound much better. I literally do sound better. Mainly, because this memorandum is to advise to you all that I have my sexy phlegm voice. Now is your chance to call me if you want to hear. If you hesitate now, your next chance will most likely be next Winter. Hurry soon before it's too late! This voice is only temporary. You know the call NOW!

Warning: Please hang up if I start to yak a yucky cough. Remember, I'm still phlegmy.