TO: ALL Boys over the age of 30I'm finally at the latter stage of my cold. The great news is that I'm almost fully recovered AND sound much better. I literally do sound better. Mainly, because this memorandum is to advise to you all that I have my sexy phlegm voice. Now is your chance to call me if you want to hear. If you hesitate now, your next chance will most likely be next Winter. Hurry soon before it's too late! This voice is only temporary. You know the number...so call NOW!
DATE: March 2, 2009
SUBJECT: Sex Phlegm Voice
Warning: Please hang up if I start to yak a yucky cough. Remember, I'm still phlegmy.