My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #10 - Part Duece

Yup. There's actually a continuation to this ranDUMB moment #10 of mine. Too much of a coincidence so I had to share with you all. That and Jay Jay is demanding I put myself on blast. I'm used to looking a fool so what the heck. Later that evening, I kindly texted my older sissy for a favor. I had to be at work by 7:15am the following morning so I asked if she could come over to my apartment and bring the kids to school for me. She said sure. She's so reliable it sometimes disgusts me because it makes me look like "the undependable lazy slacker" of the siblings. Anyway, being the highly over cautious big sissy she is, she decides to text me again:
"So be there by 7. Call me if you change ur mind. Bet ur not going to wake up early."
Gotta love these confirmation texts I get from her...*sigh* Without my usual sarcasm, I kept my text reply nice and simple:
"I will. I'm up by 620. I'll leave the door unlocked"
Immediately after that, I go about my own business. I check up on my meatloaf which is in the oven, eat dinner once it's ready, after that - watch television, etc. Unknowingly, I leave my phone in my room. An hour later, I realize it and retrieve my cell phonefrom my bedroom. I then continue to lay my potato on the couch. I noticed I got another text message. Ah, must be big sissy again, I thought. I check. Nope! Apparently, ranDUMB moment #10 was not exactly done with me. I get a text from the same dude I had inadvertently texted my home address to:
"U sent this text to the wrong man again"
Whatta day! Lovely. By this time, I was so fed up with trying to explain myself to him. Minutes later, I do anyways. I had to. My conscience told me to. Last thing I want in this world is to be falsely accused of being a slore. I'm not...really...I'M REALLY NOT! Can someone tell me why does this always happen to me?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #10

Text and Talk - There are many moments where I'm able to multitask. I love efficiency. It can be very easy depending on the situation. Sometimes, I feel I should be a little bit more careful and cautious. With that said - I learned to never trust myself with texting and talking at the same time. Why? Well earlier today my girlfriend, Linds texts me:
"Share, what's ur addy? I 4got 2 give u Eli's gift last sat"
At the same time, JayJay comes to my cubicle and starts talking his usual trash to me about me! Today, he claims I'm the Paula Abdul of the department? WTF?! Anyway, I try to tune him out. I begin to text away my home address and then hit send on my touchscreen cell phone. (I hate the LG Xenon, by the way). After the send is complete, I'm prompted to my Recent Message screen. For some reason, the top shows a name other than my girlfriend, Linds. Careless mistake right? but....OMG! What did I just do?! Well, apparently, I had just ranDUMBly texted a male friend my home address. LOL! Pretty embarrassing, right? My immediate thoughts were 1.) He must think I normally just have random dudes come over my house, and 2.) I hope he doesn't think I'm hinting him to come over my place tonight, 3.) Please don't think I'm some kinda slore (as the Kardashian sisters would say) I quickly rushed to fix the previous text that was sent by error. As I'm sitting at my desk, I'm impatiently waiting for his reply. Approximately 10 minutes later I get a text from him:
Dude: Hmmmm? =? Me: I knew you were gonna think that! Dude: LOL think what? Me: I'm not txting random dudes my address if that's what ur thinking. Dude: LOL i was thinking u were giving me the address so I can come over ;)
Only me...this would only happen to me... *sigh*

Monday, October 5, 2009

Typhool Relief Drive

Hi fellow readers,
Hopefully, you're all caught up with your current events. If not - shame on you. Anyway, just wanted to spread the word that my lil sissy is currently holding a donation drive for the flood victims of the Philippines affected by the terrible typhoon which occured over a week ago.
Where: Little Quiapo Asian Grocery, Pacifica, CA When: October 3rd - 10th, 2009 between 11am - 9pm
Let's open our hearts and lend a helping hand. Anything you can donate would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Once You Go Black....

...(Berry that is), You Can't Go Back!
This is one huge mistake I've done about a month ago. My AT&T contract expired which made me eligible for a whole lotta discounts! Note to self: Turn in my $50.00 mail-in rebate ASAP!
Anyhow, I decided to listen to a friend about getting a 3G phone to fit in with the technology world and got a freakin' LG Xenon. BIG MISTAKE! I want my BlackBerry!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

It's autNOMADIC

"That's nomadic...", he says. Not exactly. Well....not anymore, let's just hope.
Wow - have I really moved NINE times in a matter of ELEVEN years??!! So I thought about it with the help of my ten-key calculator that brings my average of requesting a change of address from the USPS to every 14 months. It actually equates to 14 months and approximately 20 days if you want to be more precise. I feel a little bit better about about the extra days, but I guess no one is counting but me. YIKES! It is quite nomadic.