My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #10 - Part Duece

Yup. There's actually a continuation to this ranDUMB moment #10 of mine. Too much of a coincidence so I had to share with you all. That and Jay Jay is demanding I put myself on blast. I'm used to looking a fool so what the heck. Later that evening, I kindly texted my older sissy for a favor. I had to be at work by 7:15am the following morning so I asked if she could come over to my apartment and bring the kids to school for me. She said sure. She's so reliable it sometimes disgusts me because it makes me look like "the undependable lazy slacker" of the siblings. Anyway, being the highly over cautious big sissy she is, she decides to text me again:
"So be there by 7. Call me if you change ur mind. Bet ur not going to wake up early."
Gotta love these confirmation texts I get from her...*sigh* Without my usual sarcasm, I kept my text reply nice and simple:
"I will. I'm up by 620. I'll leave the door unlocked"
Immediately after that, I go about my own business. I check up on my meatloaf which is in the oven, eat dinner once it's ready, after that - watch television, etc. Unknowingly, I leave my phone in my room. An hour later, I realize it and retrieve my cell phonefrom my bedroom. I then continue to lay my potato on the couch. I noticed I got another text message. Ah, must be big sissy again, I thought. I check. Nope! Apparently, ranDUMB moment #10 was not exactly done with me. I get a text from the same dude I had inadvertently texted my home address to:
"U sent this text to the wrong man again"
Whatta day! Lovely. By this time, I was so fed up with trying to explain myself to him. Minutes later, I do anyways. I had to. My conscience told me to. Last thing I want in this world is to be falsely accused of being a slore. I'm not...really...I'M REALLY NOT! Can someone tell me why does this always happen to me?

1 comment:

  1. hahah. still the same share! hahah! hillarious!

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