You would think drivers could follow the simple rule of merging when in traffic.....Every other car....like a zipper. Today, was not the case for !@#$face dude in bucket car as I was merging onto Highway 880 this morning. I was fed up with being polite and letting cars take advantage of me. I was already having a bad Monday morning. So.... I was merging into a somewhat crowded freeway during this sunny Martin Luther King holiday. The car in front of me did it correctly. He/she came from the right and came in between two cars on the left. My turn! But, in my case, ass wipe decided to tailgate the car in front of him making no gap for me to merge into. The usual me would accept the stubbornness and move on to the next available gap. Nope. Not today. Sorry sir but I'm not in the mood. I made an effort to fit in that damn gap. I risked getting my car hit and yay! I did it! I merged according the correct rules. Take that mother!! I glanced at him using my side view mirror giving him my evil stink eye. (It kind of looked like a thizz face with the exception of the pout lips ) And get this....he saw my mean stare! What did I get in return? Yup. The finger.
Awe man! Some people would be pissed but I just laughed. It was quite entertaining to have some random middle aged man lose his temper with me, a complete stranger whom he never even talked to might I add. Did I care though? Nope! I won the silent battle and that's all that mattered. Yay Me! I wonder how the rest of his day went though. Mine went very well from that moment on. I must have transferred my bad karma over to him and his ugly bucket car. Like, after all that went down, the negative aura in me just miraculously disappeared. It's amazing.
So, readers. Let's avoid the finger drama and remember this key phrase when merging through traffic: EVERY OTHER Car!
Now go have yourself a wonderful day!