My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Monday, January 17, 2011

Merging During Traffic 101

You would think drivers could follow the simple rule of merging when in traffic.....Every other car....like a zipper.  Today, was not the case for !@#$face dude in bucket car as I was merging onto Highway 880 this morning.  I was fed up with being polite and letting cars take advantage of me.  I was already having a bad Monday morning.  So.... I was merging into a somewhat crowded freeway during this sunny Martin Luther King holiday.  The car in front of me did it correctly.  He/she came from the right and came in between two cars on the left.  My turn!  But, in my case, ass wipe decided to tailgate the car in front of him making no gap for me to merge into.  The usual me would accept the stubbornness and move on to the next available gap.  Nope.  Not today.  Sorry sir but I'm not in the mood.  I made an effort to fit in that damn gap.  I risked getting my car hit and yay!  I did it!  I merged according the correct rules.  Take that mother!!  I glanced at him using my side view mirror giving him my evil stink eye.  (It kind of looked like a thizz face with the exception of the pout lips ) And get this....he saw my mean stare!  What did I get in return? Yup.  The finger.  

Awe man!   Some people would be pissed but I just laughed.  It was quite entertaining to have some random middle aged man lose his temper with me, a complete stranger whom he never even talked to might I  add.  Did I care though?  Nope!  I won the silent battle and that's all that mattered.  Yay Me!  I wonder how the rest of his day went though.  Mine went very well from that moment on.  I must have transferred my bad karma over to him and his ugly bucket car.  Like, after all that went down,  the negative aura in me just miraculously disappeared.  It's amazing.

So, readers.  Let's avoid the finger drama and remember this key phrase when merging through traffic:  EVERY OTHER Car! 

Now go have yourself a wonderful day!

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