My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Secured Heart

So, I was chatting with a buddy online when I should have been really cleaning my awful of a mess room. I don't like to clean. I only clean for a purpose or when I've fallen off the deep end during an endless search of something in particular. My friend said that I need a boyfriend that cleans. Hmm...that would be nice, I thought. But to me, having a boyfriend means so much more. If you're in a well committed relationship, trust plays a huge role. You must trust one another. In my case rather, I have issues with that. Therefore, I've come up with an idea! How about treating my heart as if it was a secured credit card! First of all, applying for a secured credit card is a great way for an individual to repair their bad credit and establish one for the first time. In order to qualify, a person would have to make a deposit which equates to their credit line. This deposit is called a collateral. Usually after a year or so, the credit card company will evaluate your account and will determine your eligibility to upgrade to a secured credit card. If you are eligible for the upgrade, the credit card issuer will give you back your original deposit and then hand you your very own unsecured credit card and you live happily ever after (assuming you use the plastic card wisely). So let's take a look at my lust life. Let's say a dude wants to be exclusive. I offer them my lust and affection for a simple collateral. Only difference from a secured credit card is you do NOT receive your collateral back. It's shall I say, non-refundable contribution. Black Jack No Take Back! If you think this is a loss for you then move on. I for one, have a good relationship background. I have two factors to prove it: 1.) I've never cheated 2.) I'm not a gold digger. So, since I'm not a gold digger, your collateral doesn't necessarily have to be monetary. Be creative! If your background is just as squeaky clean as mine, then you can be eligible for a profit sharing plan. As long as you continue to contribute in this relationship, so will I! By now, you're probably thinking how ridiculous this idea sounds. If I'm right then you are really not thinking outside of the box. The term 'collateral' can be translated into so many different ways. You can even interpret the word metaphorically. "So, what does the dude get back in return?" , you might ask. Why, that's quite simple. They will have me! Hence, we will have each other! Consider this as the long-term investment. I ain't going anywhere if your willing to stay. What begins as lust will slowly turn into a good healthy relationship filled with love. Love leading to more everlasting love. Love leading into marriage. Love leading into a growing and happy family. Great idea, right? It's what you call a secured heart. Warning: This method can only be effective for those who are into taking chances and looking for a potential growth on their investment.

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