Cute Auditor Dude Part II

Now, I know what's wrong with me. I'm a freakin' wuss! I seriously have issues with making the first move yet have absolutely no problem blogging about my personal life for the entire world to read. No wonder I'm single. Even my boss says so. Don't believe me? Well here's proof of our YIM chat earlier today. I'm like the Lion from Wizard of Oz. I lost my courage and need to find it. Can someone please point me to the direction of the yellow brick road?

share-bare: It smells like vicks around me.

QB: yuck! That’s disgusting.

share-bare: I know for sure its not cute auditor dude cuz he smells good.

QB: oh you mean the dude you like yet have no guts to even TALK to.

share-bare: I hate being put on the spot!

QB: that's why you don't have a dude!

share-bare: =(  ur making me cry

QB: well, go TALK to him - about something stupid. that's how you MEET people!

share-bare: i'm shy!

QB: ya gotta get over that! I'm trying to help! Just think how nice it would be to go to dinner with a cutie like that!

share-bare: i know...i just noticed that he doesnt have ring!

QB: get on it!

share-bare: i dont even know his name!

QB: not literally.... at least not in the office!

share-bare: he'll always be cute auditor dude to me.  i know that!

QB: ;)

share-bare: ok - let's make that my goal. hopefully he'll stick around for another week.  i'm so jealous...i wish i was working on henderson. all i get is walter from PWC....

QB: you should make it your goal to figure out his name in the next day or 2! Then, within a week talk to him.... even that's too slow!

share-bare: ok ok i will bust out the mojo i have left LOL!

QB: serious! we'll get you like a quadruple shot at Starbucks!

share-bare: omg - all of a sudden i just broke out in a sweat! thank goodness for secret. QB - i have issues....

QB: LOL take him a spud bar!

share-bare: good idea! tomorrow!

QB: yeah - wear makeup

share-bare: and my black and gold strippers shoes, too, right?

QB: um, i don't think he's that type

share-bare: oh yeah, you are right.  man, i'm horrible.

QB: something professional yet.... uh.... slightly 'come-hither'

share-bare: great...i'm getting coached by my boss about how to pick up on a guy. thank goodness we are cool like that.

QB: well, at least it's me and not Leo!

share-bare: oh god yes!

QB: can you imagine what she'd tell you to wear!?!?!? that would be funny!