My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Friday, December 19, 2008

share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #8

I'm venting to JayJay at work about my depressing body test from my honest Wii Fit. Apparently, I have the body and balance of a 41 year old. Now what a way to kick me when I'm ALREADY down. We're chilling in the kitchen and getting my daily dose of caffeine. What blend is it today?", I ask myself. Aaaah, it's the "stoner" coffee - Santa Cruz Company's Heart of Darkness blend. Boo! I take it anyways. I turn around and see a box of donuts. Yummy. "Don't do it share-bare!", JayJay yells after we have just discussed our 10 lb. gain minutes prior. I take a peek....
share-bare: Awe, they don't have my donut anyways
JayJay: What's your donut?
share-bare: I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right. I think it's called a cruder
JayJay: WTF is a cruder?! I don't even think there's such a thing, share-bare
share-bare: There is!! I swear! Its called a frenchie cruder or something. LOL!
[We both are walking away laughing. Barb, who was also in the kitchen quietly preparing her breakfast laughs in the background] ...[Minutes later, Jason decides to ask RoRo upstairs if she has any "cruders"]
JayJay: C'mon. Let's go upstairs. RoRo said she has some cruders for us. share-bare: See! She even knows what it is. Let's go.
[We walk upstairs towards her office...]
JayJay: She said she would normally get three but she didn't want to be selfish so she got two.
share-bare: Umm cuz aren't we only allowed ONE donut per person? How is taking two going to make it any better? LOL
RoRo: Hey guys! What's up?
share-bare: Hi RoRo! Where's my cruder?
[She points to her plate containing 2 quiches]
RoRo: Here you go!
share-bare: That's not a cruder! That's quiche!
JayJay: See RoRo is just as bad as you, share-bare. LOL!
RoRo: I thought cruder was just a fancy name for this...
JayJay: Uh no, that's quiche.
RoRo: Sh*t! I'm Mexican. You really think I would know how quiche looks like?!
share-bare: Why don't people know what I'm talking about?!
JayJay: Cuz maybe it's not called a cruder!
share-bare: It's a cruder! I swear!
LOL! [The three of us take a stroll towards the reception area to visit share bear #1]
share-bare: I bet you share-bear #1 would know!
share-bear #1 : Hi Guys. What's up?
We explain our recap our story of the cruder. She laughs. I then ask her if she would know. I tell her its a french word. Automatically, she says...
share-bear #1: Oh, you mean cruller.
share-bare: Damnit, I was close! See!!
LOL! Moral of the story: This mystery favorite doughnut of mine is called a "french cruller" NOT frenchie cruder and certainly NOT quiche!


  1. i thought we established that already! and you being 41 explains why i beat you in bus surfing.. Balance of a 41 year old..dam!! that was just unfair..i should have let u win..hahahahaha

  2. hahahahahahahahahaha! I heart your blogs and I heart crullers too =)