share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #8

I'm venting to JayJay at work about my depressing body test from my honest Wii Fit. Apparently, I have the body and balance of a 41 year old. Now what a way to kick me when I'm ALREADY down. We're chilling in the kitchen and getting my daily dose of caffeine. What blend is it today?", I ask myself. Aaaah, it's the "stoner" coffee - Santa Cruz Company's Heart of Darkness blend. Boo! I take it anyways. I turn around and see a box of donuts. Yummy. "Don't do it share-bare!", JayJay yells after we have just discussed our 10 lb. gain minutes prior. I take a peek....

share-bare: Awe, they don't have my donut anyways

JayJay: What's your donut?

share-bare: I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right. I think it's called a cruder

JayJay: WTF is a cruder?! I don't even think there's such a thing, share-bare

share-bare: There is!! I swear! Its called a frenchie cruder or something. LOL!

[We both are walking away laughing. Barb, who was also in the kitchen quietly preparing her breakfast laughs in the background] ...[Minutes later, Jason decides to ask RoRo upstairs if she has any "cruders"]

JayJay: C'mon. Let's go upstairs. RoRo said she has some cruders for us. share-bare: See! She even knows what it is. Let's go.

[We walk upstairs towards her office...]

JayJay: She said she would normally get three but she didn't want to be selfish so she got two.

share-bare: Umm cuz aren't we only allowed ONE donut per person? How is taking two going to make it any better? LOL

RoRo: Hey guys! What's up?

share-bare: Hi RoRo! Where's my cruder?

[She points to her plate containing 2 quiches]

RoRo: Here you go!

LOL!

share-bare: That's not a cruder! That's quiche!

JayJay: See RoRo is just as bad as you, share-bare. LOL!

RoRo: I thought cruder was just a fancy name for this...

JayJay: Uh no, that's quiche.

RoRo: Sh*t! I'm Mexican. You really think I would know how quiche looks like?!

share-bare: Why don't people know what I'm talking about?!

JayJay: Cuz maybe it's not called a cruder!

share-bare: It's a cruder! I swear!

LOL! [The three of us take a stroll towards the reception area to visit share bear #1]

share-bare: I bet you share-bear #1 would know!

share-bear #1 : Hi Guys. What's up?

We explain our recap our story of the cruder. She laughs. I then ask her if she would know. I tell her its a french word. Automatically, she says...

share-bear #1: Oh, you mean cruller.

share-bare: Damnit, I was close! See!!

LOL! Moral of the story: This mystery favorite doughnut of mine is called a "french cruller" NOT frenchie cruder and certainly NOT quiche!