My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Sunday, February 15, 2009

No Chick Flick Cliques Here

Last Friday, I watched an incredible chick flick that was full of realness. The movie is called He's Just Not That Into You. Confession: I never finished the $20 hardcover book which this movie is based on. Oops! Oh well. Finally a movie that both a man and woman can relate to! There really should be more movies like this. It gives girls a slap in the face to wake them from their dreams of ever thinking they will ever be involved in some kind of a fairytale love story. wake up bitches and welcome to wonderful world of reality. Deal with it! Oh and also, I would also like to point something out to a few women out there. It has nothing to do with the movie I just watched though. It's more in the lines of relationships I have witnessed throughout the years. In defense of all the hard working men out with their desperate attempts at trying to please their women, I'm here to tell you some of you females - just stop. Please stop expecting so much. One especially, stop thinking of all that materialistic and expensive crap you receive from your significant other and refer it as gifts from the heart. We are all aware that a $3,000 Louis Vuitton bag is not something that comes from the heart. It's more like his paycheck. If you are a lady that falls into this category and think you have it all, think again. Eventually, paychecks will start to disappear due to the bad economy and you'll be left alone with nothing but your 100% hand made genuine monogrammed leather tote to keep you company during the cold, lonely, sleepless nights. You can call me hater. You can call me cynical bitch. At the end of the day, I'd actually prefer a warm loving body to keep me company and warm through the nights. Wouldn't you agree?

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