Share's Discovery (a year or so later...)

I'm oh so busy at work but this is a Must-Tell story I want to share with you all. HELLA hilarious. Like HELLA HELLA! So, as you may know already...I'm wearing a skirt. This skirt has two built-in rear pockets. One on each butt cheek, ok? Ok...so I go to use the restroom to go #1. I repeat, just #1. Instead of unzipping my skirt and pulling it down as if I was wearing pants, I went ahead and did it the lazy way. I just pulled my skirt up to my waist and pulled my underwear down. Blah, blah, I do my business. Once I was done I was having trouble pulling my skirt down. Everytime I tried just pulling it down my underwear went down as well. LOL! So much for shortcuts, right? Well, I finally got my skirt back on correctly, as well as my underwear. "One last adjustment", I said to myself in my head. That adjustment was to fix my back pockets. So, I had to straighten it out by putting my hand into each of them. I reach into my right rear pocket and felt something. It felt like very very VERY soft tissue. I was like WTF?! I pulled it out....LMAO! To my surprise, I discovered a panty!! YES! A freakin panty. I immediately thought, EW, EW, EW! Is this mine?! Is this clean?! Was I with a guy the last time I wore this skirt?! LOL! I unraveled it up and to my surprise it was still smelling April fresh. Yes, it's clean! and NO I didn't hook up with a dude the last time I wore this skirt. Then it occurred to me...this has been the second time this has happened to me! Damn dryer! I don't know about dryers, but they work in miraculous ways. First they hide my socks. Now, they mess with my head and hide my underwear in my pockets! How the hell is that possible?! I'm very glad I handled this discovery in a private and enclosed setting (in a freakin bathroom stall). Worst case scenerio would've been in front of people during a simple conversation. Just imagine how people would react if I were to pull my panty out of my pocket for everyone to see. That would've been embarrassing. So there. That was my laugh of the day. Keep in mind, it has been over a year since I've last worn this skirt. What an amazing discovery, right? It was probably relieved that she was no longer missing. You found me, owner, you found me! LOL! p.s. It's still in my pocket! LOL. I don't know where else to put it!

NEWS BREAK: share-bare wore a skirt to work!!!

Apparently my office mates have NEVER seen me in a skirt. I could have sworn I worn one before. It was sometime last year if I recall - a black pencil skirt. Anyway, I get into work about half hour ago. I'm sitting down checking my email while hearing my co-worker, Diva doing her morning rounds of greeting everyone good morning. Diva walks by with back turned to her and says, "Good Morning, doll!". I turn my head and greet her, "Morning!" She does quick a double take. "Oh my gosh! Turn around...you're wearing a skirt!" I blow it off, "Yeah, yeah...i know".

Diva: Mel come take a look. share-bare stand up! Stand up so we can see your beautiful outfit 
share-bare: No! It's not a big deal. You guys swear I've never worn a skirt before. 
Diva: Stand up! 
Mel: Yeah, stand up. I want to see. 
share-bare: You guys are trippin. I wore a skirt last year! Go away! (JayJay then comes by over to my cubicle) 
Diva: Girl, I wasn't here last year 
Mel: Neither was I. Come on, let's take a look. 
Diva: I want to see what kind of skirt you're wearing. 
share-bare: No, GO AWAY! It's just a plain old skirt. It's old. 
Diva: Oh come on...let's us have quick peek. At least turn around 
share-bare: Nope, I'm not ever getting out of my chair today 
JayJay: What's going on over here? 
Diva: share-bare is wearing a skirt and she won't get up so we can see! 
JayJay: Oooh, I think someone has a date today! 
share-bare: Shut up, JayJay! 
JayJay: share-bare, I think we need to go and walk to Starbucks. Let's go. 
share-bare: Later, JayJay. Now go away people. It's not a big deal. I'm wearing a skirt. Whoo hoo. 

[They all laugh]

Diva: She's looking so cute. 
Mel: Yeah, you look really nice. 
Diva: Well, I just want to say that you look very pretty today.  

[They all walk away giggly.  One minute later,like literally, my phone rings and I answer]

share-bare: This is share-bare
QB: Hey, can you come by my office and check out this invoice?
share-bare: What invoice? 
QB: Some invoice John sent to PAY. I'm confused. Can you come by and take a look. 
share-bare: Sure, I'll be right there. 

[I hang up the phone.  I get up from my chair and walk to her office. As I'm walking in, QB tells me to come take a look at her monitor. I walk closer to her and out of no where, Diva and JayJay pop out from behind her office door]

Diva and JayJay: "GOTCHA!" (LOL) 
QB: Damn I good! (LOL) 
share-bare: I HATE YOU GUYS!! IT'S NOT A FREAKIN BIG DEAL. I'M JUST WEARING A SKIRT. YOU SWEAR I'VE NEVER WORN A SKIRT BEFORE. 
QB: Honestly, this is the first time I've seen you with a skirt. 
share-bare: I wore one last year. It was a black pencil skirt, I think. 
QB: No, you didn't. I would've remembered. 
JayJay: I don't know - A skirt AND heels. Someone's definitely got a big lunch date. Who's the guy share-bare? 
share-bare: I don't have a date! It's gonna be hot today, so I thought it be nice to wear a skirt. Simple as that. 
Diva: Hmmmm, date with a dude at Subway for lunch today? 
share-bare: HUH? 
JayJay: hahahahhahahahah! 
share-bare: Whatever, you guys are horrible. 
QB: I'm going to log this into my calendar. 

[QB begins to type into her Outlook calendar] 

QB: Today, share-bare wore a skirt to work. 
share-bare: OMG - Back to work! I'm never gonna wear a skirt EVER AGAIN! 

She clicks the 'Save' button and turns to me and smiles! I just shake my head with total embarrassment and walk away.

"On My Own"

I'm in one of those corny moods today. I'm sitting here at work listening to Yahoo Launchcast and a Whitney Houston song comes up. It's called On My Own. It's definitely some good motivational music when you feel like everything is just not going your way. I guess I'm having one of those days, but I try to keep myself focused away from all the D-R-A-M-A. I will forever live by this motto:

"Oh Well, life goes on...."

So of course I google the lyrics to this wonderful song just in case you, my lovely readers never heard of it.

I'm wiser now I'm not the foolish girl you used to know So long ago I'm stronger now I've learned from my mistakes which way to go And I should know I put myself aside to do it your way But now I need to do it all alone And I am not afraid to try it on my own I don't care if I'm right or wrong I'll live my life the way I feel No matter what I'll keep it real you know Time for me to do it on my own Yeah yeah, mmm, yeah yeah It's over now I can't go back to living through your eyes Too many lines And if you don't know by now I can't go back to being someone else Not anymore I never had a chance to do things my way So now it's time for me to take control And I am not afraid to try it on my own I don't care if I'm right or wrong I'll live my life the way I feel No matter what I'm gonna keep it real you know Time for me to do it Oh I start again go back to one I'm running things in my way Can't stop me now, I've just begun Don't even think about it There ain't no way about it I'm taking names, the ones of mine Yes I'm gonna take my turn It's time for me to finally stand alone, stand alone I am not afraid to try it on my own And I don't care if I'm right or wrong I'll live my life the way I feel No matter what I'm gonna keep it real you know It's time for me to do it See I'm not afraid

I'm taking a friend's word of advice: KILL THE NOISE! Let's move on, shall we? Life goes on.....

4th of July BBQ

WHERE: Kennedy Park in Hayward

NO more Lipstick!

I was such in a good mood this morning that I decided to wear make-up. What a shock, right? Total! I put some foundation which I no longer matches my skin ever since I got back from San Diego(oh well). I offsetted the foundation with some blush. I LOVE blush! I then put some shimmering crap as top layer of that to get that dewy glowing look. Next, I was sorting through my drawer for a nice lipstick to wear. Tell me why are all my lipsticks the same color as my lips!? I've come to the decision - I will no longer purchase any more lipstick. I barely use them. What a waste! I totally swear by my cherry flavored Carmex anyways. So if any of you want some free almost never used lipstick, give me a call. They are ALL MAC, too! I'll forever be a lip gloss chick. Love it or leave it! FAREWELL LIPSTICK (except for my pin-up red one - I'll keep for special events!)