My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Share's Discovery (a year or so later...)

I'm oh so busy at work but this is a Must-Tell story I want to share with you all. HELLA hilarious. Like HELLA HELLA! So, as you may know already...I'm wearing a skirt. This skirt has two built-in rear pockets. One on each butt cheek, ok? I go to use the restroom to go #1. I repeat, just #1. Instead of unzipping my skirt and pulling it down as if I was wearing pants, I went ahead and did it the lazy way. I just pulled my skirt up to my waist and pulled my underwear down. Blah, blah, I do my business. Once I was done I was having trouble pulling my skirt down. Everytime I tried just pulling it down my underwear went down as well. LOL! So much for shortcuts, right? Well, I finally got my skirt back on correctly, as well as my underwear. "One last adjustment", I said to myself in my head. That adjustment was to fix my back pockets. So, I had to straighten it out by putting my hand into each of them. I reach into my right rear pocket and felt something. It felt like very very VERY soft tissue. I was like WTF?! I pulled it out....LMAO! To my surprise, I discovered a panty!! YES! A freakin panty. I immediately thought, EW, EW, EW! Is this mine?! Is this clean?! Was I with a guy the last time I wore this skirt?! LOL! I unraveled it up and to my surprise it was still smelling April fresh. Yes, it's clean! and NO I didn't hook up with a dude the last time I wore this skirt. Then it occurred to me...this has been the second time this has happened to me! Damn dryer! I don't know about dryers, but they work in miraculous ways. First they hide my socks. Now, they mess with my head and hide my underwear in my pockets! How the hell is that possible?! I'm very glad I handled this discovery in a private and enclosed setting (in a freakin bathroom stall). Worst case scenerio would've been in front of people during a simple conversation. Just imagine how people would react if I were to pull my panty out of my pocket for everyone to see. That would've been embarrassing. So there. That was my laugh of the day. Keep in mind, it has been over a year since I've last worn this skirt. What an amazing discovery, right? It was probably relieved that she was no longer missing. You found me, owner, you found me! LOL! p.s. It's still in my pocket! LOL. I don't know where else to put it!

1 comment:

  1. Sharon,

    You have the most f*ckin' HILLARIOUS stories!

    So wait and see... A year from you'll wear the same skirt again and find that same pair of panties!