Diva: Mel come take a look. share-bare stand up! Stand up so we can see your beautiful outfit
share-bare: No! It's not a big deal. You guys swear I've never worn a skirt before.
Diva: Stand up!
Mel: Yeah, stand up. I want to see.
share-bare: You guys are trippin. I wore a skirt last year! Go away! (JayJay then comes by over to my cubicle)
Diva: Girl, I wasn't here last year
Mel: Neither was I. Come on, let's take a look.
Diva: I want to see what kind of skirt you're wearing.
share-bare: No, GO AWAY! It's just a plain old skirt. It's old.
Diva: Oh come on...let's us have quick peek. At least turn around
share-bare: Nope, I'm not ever getting out of my chair today
JayJay: What's going on over here?
Diva: share-bare is wearing a skirt and she won't get up so we can see!
JayJay: Oooh, I think someone has a date today!
share-bare: Shut up, JayJay!
JayJay: share-bare, I think we need to go and walk to Starbucks. Let's go.
share-bare: Later, JayJay. Now go away people. It's not a big deal. I'm wearing a skirt. Whoo hoo.
[They all laugh]
Diva: She's looking so cute.
Mel: Yeah, you look really nice.
Diva: Well, I just want to say that you look very pretty today.
[They all walk away giggly. One minute later,like literally, my phone rings and I answer]
share-bare: This is share-bare
QB: Hey, can you come by my office and check out this invoice?
share-bare: What invoice?
QB: Some invoice John sent to PAY. I'm confused. Can you come by and take a look.
share-bare: Sure, I'll be right there.
[I hang up the phone. I get up from my chair and walk to her office. As I'm walking in, QB tells me to come take a look at her monitor. I walk closer to her and out of no where, Diva and JayJay pop out from behind her office door]
Diva and JayJay: "GOTCHA!" (LOL)[QB begins to type into her Outlook calendar]
QB: Damn I good! (LOL)
share-bare: I HATE YOU GUYS!! IT'S NOT A FREAKIN BIG DEAL. I'M JUST WEARING A SKIRT. YOU SWEAR I'VE NEVER WORN A SKIRT BEFORE.
QB: Honestly, this is the first time I've seen you with a skirt.
share-bare: I wore one last year. It was a black pencil skirt, I think.
QB: No, you didn't. I would've remembered.
JayJay: I don't know - A skirt AND heels. Someone's definitely got a big lunch date. Who's the guy share-bare?
share-bare: I don't have a date! It's gonna be hot today, so I thought it be nice to wear a skirt. Simple as that.
Diva: Hmmmm, date with a dude at Subway for lunch today?
share-bare: Whatever, you guys are horrible.
QB: I'm going to log this into my calendar.
QB: Today, share-bare wore a skirt to work.
share-bare: OMG - Back to work! I'm never gonna wear a skirt EVER AGAIN!
She clicks the 'Save' button and turns to me and smiles! I just shake my head with total embarrassment and walk away.