My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
 12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
 16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.) Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Sunday, March 7, 2010

My Turns

This year has been pretty much different than the past 5-6 years.  I'm bored.  I'm antsy.  I'm restless.  Not counting my date (yesterday) at the War Of The Heroes 5 (with my girlfriend, Nice), I have not had one at all this year.  BTW - Good fight Philip Jucaban!  It's OK.  It's only March.  My screening process has been a lot stricter.  Maybe, that's it.  Nah.  I don't think that's the reason.  I'll be honest with you , if I must.  There's really NO men for me to screen.  LOL!  It's a good thing for me, because that part of my life has changed.  Rules have changed and, of course, change is great!  Besides - I've kept myself pretty occupied crossing out "Tabo List Item #9:  Get Rock Hard Abs" with the help of  TFT,  training for the SF Marathon with [Insert team name here], interior decorating (of my apartment), monitoring puppy diarrhea, and adjusting to a growing pre-teenager.

Since, we were on the topic of dating seconds ago,  here are share-bare's Top 10 Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs:

Turn-Ons
  1. East coast accents
  2. Athleticism
  3. Knowledgeable tipper
  4. Fearless
  5. Big gloves
  6. Nice smile
  7. Uniforms
  8. Unfaddishly greeter
  9. Solo catholic church goer
  10. 5 o'clock shadow
Turn-Offs
  1. Non-conversationalist
  2. Sloth
  3. Diffidence
  4. Cockiness
  5. Skinny jeans
  6. Protruding adam's apple
  7. White briefs
  8. Terms of endearment (@ a premature phase)
  9. Belligerent drunk
  10. Thick mustache
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