My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Hot Dogs...share-bare's Hot Dogs...

I'm sad. I don't know how I let people get to me, but certain subjects are very very sensitive to me. Example: My stubby toes and fingers A couple weeks ago, my co-worker, I call Diva, purchased us ladies of Accounting a cute ring. It's so funny, she called us her bitches and told us to wear it. Well I gave it a try and ummmm, it didn't fit my ring finger. I then attempted the pinkie finger. Nope, didn't fit either. Everyone at work was laughing at me. You would think after a week or so everyone would forget about the incident, right? Nope, I was wrong. A very mean person named JayJay came into my cubicle a few minutes ago. He noticed the ring next to my keyboard and took it. He asked me sarcastically why I wasn't wearing it since I was Diva's bitch. I just gave him a mean look and continued to work away. Then to make matters worse, he tries it on on his pinkie finger. To both our disbelief, it fit him! WTF!!! He laughed and I whined. End of story. To make matters worse, he announces to everyone nearby that I have man fingers! Can I say TORTURE!?!?  I'm ANTI-cosmetic surgery. But seriously, if I were to change something physical about me, it would definitely be the size of my fingers as well as my wide width toes. Boo! Dad, this is your fault! Damn genetics!

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