My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Thursday, July 24, 2008

share-bare's ranDUMB Moment #4

This happened a while ago, but I just thought it was funny. Whatever you do, NEVER, I repeat NEVER try doing lunges while gripping onto side bar handles inside an elevator. I'm assuming it happened to me the day after I had a good workout at the gym. I was probably really sore in the legs, quads or something. One day, I was by myself in an elevator cab at work. I decided to stretch out my sore muscles since I had about a minute to spare before the elevator arrived at my floor. Standing with my back facing the side bar, I gripped the side bars with my two hands. As I was holding on, I leaned forward to a perfect lunge position. Suddenly, the left end of the side bar came lose out from the wood panel. OOPS! I quickly tried to reposition it back into its place in case it stopped between floors. I was in a panic. A screw probably fell onto the floor. Pick it up, Share I said! Too late. The elevator finally arrived at the 10th floor. I had to get out quick! I left the side bar dangling and ran out quickstyle. As I was walking to my desk, I sighed with relief. YES! No one saw me. No one will know I broke the side bar. But then lightbulb! CRAP! I forgot that there was a survalence camera installed in each elevator cab. LMAO!! Grrrrrrrrreat! Til this day, I pray to god that the security guard on duty did not see my video footage. I hope he was on break or something and missed all the action. Either that or he doesn't want to call me out on it and embarrass the crap out of me.

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