My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Friday, August 1, 2008


Last night, I was having trouble sleeping. Mainly because I'm so unprepared for my trip to Vegas this weekend. I super lagged. I haven't even packed. Now today I have to go shopping for my outfits, get a wax, get a pedicure, pack, pay rent, pay for my cabin rental for NEXT weekend. Here I go again getting sidetracked...[sigh] OK - OK. So anyway, back to not being able to fall asleep. I was lying on bed (the right side of course) and was flipping through the channels. I paused on VH1. It was an episode of I LOVE the 80s - 1988. Interesting, let's see what they have to talk about. They did a segment about Micro Machines. LOL! Remember that? The commercial with the fast talking old dude. That was pretty funny. A couple segments later, appeared Unsolved Mysteries. Tell me why did my mood turn in to like giggly to like freaked the f**cked out! Dude, I was like literally covering my face during most of the segment afraid that they show a clip of an alien. So far so good...BUT THEN, they had the freakin nerve to play the theme song to Unsolved Mysteries. Flashbacks started to come to mind. I started to panic. I was debating whether to find the remote control and switch the channel quickstyle OR just cover my ears until commercial. Hurry Share pick one damnit! UGH! I made the wrong choice of trying to find the damn remote. Why? Because my eyes were closed! LOL! So it was like a lose-lose situation for me. To make things worse, I thought the segment was about to end so I looked at the TV screen. Tell me why did they f**ckin decide put alien eyes on one commentator! OMG!! That was like sooo wrong! I wanted to cry. I was like grrrrreat. Now I REALLY can't sleep tonight. Damn you people at VH1. Ya'll a bunch of pricks for pulling that one on me. Thanks alot! For the record - I have a huge fear of aliens. It's all because of that god damn show, Unsolved Mysteries that I believe they do exist. When I even hear the word, it freaks me out. Memories of my stupid ass watching them episodes completely traumatized me. I swear even the host looks like he's been abducted by aliens. Maybe that's why he's so freaky looking. Tell me why does he have to always talk so serious, too! Can't he smile occasionally or something. So negative. Here you are asking for help and tips for finding missing people and solving mysteries. It's like no wonder you don't get any responses. It's cause you freakin look mean! Hmmmm...Oh well. If I only I knew better when I was young. [sigh] They really need to put some type of disclaimer on that crap like how they do with Jack Ass. Instead of saying "Please do not try this at home" they should put "The following episode may show some scary ass footage. Please beware that this can in fact traumatize you. If you are a f**ckin wuss, it is highly recommended that you do not watch the following episode. I repeat do NOT watch it. This sh!t is the real thing."

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