ATLiens

Last night, I was having trouble sleeping. Mainly because I'm so unprepared for my trip to Vegas this weekend. I super lagged. I haven't even packed. Now today I have to go shopping for my outfits, get a wax, get a pedicure, pack, pay rent, pay for my cabin rental for NEXT weekend. Here I go again getting sidetracked...[sigh] OK - OK. So anyway, back to not being able to fall asleep. I was lying on bed (the right side of course) and was flipping through the channels. I paused on VH1. It was an episode of I LOVE the 80s - 1988. Interesting, let's see what they have to talk about. They did a segment about Micro Machines. LOL! Remember that? The commercial with the fast talking old dude. That was pretty funny. A couple segments later, appeared Unsolved Mysteries. Tell me why did my mood turn in to like giggly to like freaked the f**cked out! Dude, I was like literally covering my face during most of the segment afraid that they show a clip of an alien. So far so good...BUT THEN, they had the freakin nerve to play the theme song to Unsolved Mysteries. Flashbacks started to come to mind. I started to panic. I was debating whether to find the remote control and switch the channel quickstyle OR just cover my ears until commercial. Hurry Share pick one damnit! UGH! I made the wrong choice of trying to find the damn remote. Why? Because my eyes were closed! LOL! So it was like a lose-lose situation for me. To make things worse, I thought the segment was about to end so I looked at the TV screen. Tell me why did they f**ckin decide put alien eyes on one commentator! OMG!! That was like sooo wrong! I wanted to cry. I was like grrrrreat. Now I REALLY can't sleep tonight. Damn you people at VH1. Ya'll a bunch of pricks for pulling that one on me. Thanks alot! For the record - I have a huge fear of aliens. It's all because of that god damn show, Unsolved Mysteries that I believe they do exist. When I even hear the word, it freaks me out. Memories of my stupid ass watching them episodes completely traumatized me. I swear even the host looks like he's been abducted by aliens. Maybe that's why he's so freaky looking. Tell me why does he have to always talk so serious, too! Can't he smile occasionally or something. So negative. Here you are asking for help and tips for finding missing people and solving mysteries. It's like no wonder you don't get any responses. It's cause you freakin look mean! Hmmmm...Oh well. If I only I knew better when I was young. [sigh] They really need to put some type of disclaimer on that crap like how they do with Jack Ass. Instead of saying "Please do not try this at home" they should put "The following episode may show some scary ass footage. Please beware that this can in fact traumatize you. If you are a f**ckin wuss, it is highly recommended that you do not watch the following episode. I repeat do NOT watch it. This sh!t is the real thing."