My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Inappropriate You Think?

I'm still apartment hunting for my Lola. I find a nice looking 2 bedroom/1 bath triplex unit for rent in San Mateo. $1,475 - not bad, right? So, I called him yesterday. The landlord/owner's name is Joe and I call his cell phone. He seemed really polite and pleasant on the phone. I went ahead and schedule a time to view the place [Today @ 6pm]. When we were about to hang up, he says "See you then, Sweetie". I'm like WTF? So I told my mom that I made an appointment and brought up that he called me 'sweetie'. Tell me why did my mom say - "Share, just work your charm with him, we really need a place right away." I'm like WTF (2x)! Cause...having a mother that promotes sexual harassment. Can I say - AWKWARD! So I called a few minutes ago to confirm - this time this mother humper calls me 'sweetheart'. WTF (3x)! Is this really appropriate? 'Which apartment are you inquiring about, sweetheart?" Then, later on goes, "I'll see you at 6pm, sweetheart". Ugh! Of course, I can't really say anything back or cuss at him cause hello! Rent is ridiculously cheap and it's looks like a fairly decent sized place and is located conveniently in San Mateo. Am I trippin' out?

1 comment:

  1. yeah maybe you're trippin a bit, esp if he never seen you before. he's probably an older dude and that's his style. i mean its similar to super-cougars calling me like "hon" or something when I'm just at a cashier or whereever.