Are you Irked Too?

Sometimes, I live in a one-dimensional world. I get irked about the most simplest things people I know do. But it's never crossed my mind that maybe people think the same of me. You know the vice-versa rule? In Share's world, I'm the most perfect thing ever. Not once would I ever imagine my behavior becoming irkable.

(OMG - I just realized. I just noticed the annoying character from Family Matters is named Steve Urkel {same pronounciation as irkle, as in irkable}. Hmmmm...were they hinting us viewers from the very beginning?? He sooo irked me. He was soooo NOT cute at all. Leave Laura Winslow alone!!! She don't like you!)

Anyway, back to what I was talking about. I wonder if people will actually admit to me if I do something that's irks. As I was reading an email forward my co-worker Laurel sent, I was like OMG...I'm actually guilty of a few of these things!! Hilarious! Oh D-d-dear. I'm an Irkle:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?!