My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
 12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
 16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.) Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

NEWS BREAK: share-bare wore a skirt to work!!!

Apparently my office mates have NEVER seen me in a skirt. I could have sworn I worn one before. It was sometime last year if I recall - a black pencil skirt. Anyway, I get into work about half hour ago. I'm sitting down checking my email while hearing my co-worker, Diva doing her morning rounds of greeting everyone good morning. Diva walks by with back turned to her and says, "Good Morning, doll!". I turn my head and greet her, "Morning!" She does quick a double take. "Oh my gosh! Turn around...you're wearing a skirt!" I blow it off, "Yeah, yeah...i know".

Diva: Mel come take a look. share-bare stand up! Stand up so we can see your beautiful outfit 
share-bare: No! It's not a big deal. You guys swear I've never worn a skirt before. 
Diva: Stand up! 
Mel: Yeah, stand up. I want to see. 
share-bare: You guys are trippin. I wore a skirt last year! Go away! (JayJay then comes by over to my cubicle) 
Diva: Girl, I wasn't here last year 
Mel: Neither was I. Come on, let's take a look. 
Diva: I want to see what kind of skirt you're wearing. 
share-bare: No, GO AWAY! It's just a plain old skirt. It's old. 
Diva: Oh come on...let's us have quick peek. At least turn around 
share-bare: Nope, I'm not ever getting out of my chair today 
JayJay: What's going on over here? 
Diva: share-bare is wearing a skirt and she won't get up so we can see! 
JayJay: Oooh, I think someone has a date today! 
share-bare: Shut up, JayJay! 
JayJay: share-bare, I think we need to go and walk to Starbucks. Let's go. 
share-bare: Later, JayJay. Now go away people. It's not a big deal. I'm wearing a skirt. Whoo hoo. 

[They all laugh]

Diva: She's looking so cute. 
Mel: Yeah, you look really nice. 
Diva: Well, I just want to say that you look very pretty today.  

[They all walk away giggly.  One minute later,like literally, my phone rings and I answer]

share-bare: This is share-bare
QB: Hey, can you come by my office and check out this invoice?
share-bare: What invoice? 
QB: Some invoice John sent to PAY. I'm confused. Can you come by and take a look. 
share-bare: Sure, I'll be right there. 

[I hang up the phone.  I get up from my chair and walk to her office. As I'm walking in, QB tells me to come take a look at her monitor. I walk closer to her and out of no where, Diva and JayJay pop out from behind her office door]

Diva and JayJay: "GOTCHA!" (LOL) 
QB: Damn I good! (LOL) 
share-bare: I HATE YOU GUYS!! IT'S NOT A FREAKIN BIG DEAL. I'M JUST WEARING A SKIRT. YOU SWEAR I'VE NEVER WORN A SKIRT BEFORE. 
QB: Honestly, this is the first time I've seen you with a skirt. 
share-bare: I wore one last year. It was a black pencil skirt, I think. 
QB: No, you didn't. I would've remembered. 
JayJay: I don't know - A skirt AND heels. Someone's definitely got a big lunch date. Who's the guy share-bare? 
share-bare: I don't have a date! It's gonna be hot today, so I thought it be nice to wear a skirt. Simple as that. 
Diva: Hmmmm, date with a dude at Subway for lunch today? 
share-bare: HUH? 
JayJay: hahahahhahahahah! 
share-bare: Whatever, you guys are horrible. 
QB: I'm going to log this into my calendar. 
[QB begins to type into her Outlook calendar] 
QB: Today, share-bare wore a skirt to work. 
share-bare: OMG - Back to work! I'm never gonna wear a skirt EVER AGAIN! 

She clicks the 'Save' button and turns to me and smiles! I just shake my head with total embarrassment and walk away.
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  1. J LopezJuly 9, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    are you bringing the skirt to vegas? LOL. make sure it's a short one! less than a month to go! whoo hoo.

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