- I've only been in love once my entire life and it was a former co-worker. Oops!
- I used to drink whole milk during spaghetti nights at mi Madre's until I moved out.
- I know the exact date and place I got "Knocked Up" at age 19 - Christmas Eve at (location undisclosed due to privacy rights)
- I adore the adventures of parallel parking. No back up camera necessary for this chick!
- I used a condom when I lost my virginity but it was not lubricated. Can I say "OUCH!"?!
- Even though I'm constantly surrounded by family and friends, I still can get pretty lonely.
- I never smoked a cigarette and don't think I'll ever be tempted to.
- I always eat M&M's, Skittles, gummy bears, and any other small candies in pairs because it just wouldn't be fair to both sides of my mouth.
- I don't like giving affection but I love to spoon.
- I always lie to my dentist and say I floss every day even though he/she can tell that I really don't.
- I viewed my first porn website when I was 22 years old. I blame Mr. Wrong #10 and Mr. McNeil for that. LOL!
- In Junior High, I would sacrifice my lunch hour to tutor Math and Science for Mr. Negherbon.
- Table manners are totally out the door when I'm eating with no one looking.
- I played strip poker one night but had no idea how to play.
- I still get jealous when my mom pays more attention to my two siblings than me.
- One time I thought about sex during mass at church. I felt so guilty that I did not return for months because I thought God was mad at me. (He probably was)
- I survived 3 car accidents that only involved the vehicle I was in.
- I like to throw things when I'm extremely pissed off. Shoes, phones, and remote controls are most popular.
- I've once packed my ex live-in boyfriend's belongings in a big black trash bag (while he was away) after I realized he cheated and lied to me. I wanted so bad to throw it over the balcony but I was afraid I'd ruin my neighbors landscaping 4 stories down. I left it outside my doorstep, instead.
- It peeves me when someone tells you they will call you back but never do.
- I tend to crave Mexican and Chinese food during PMS.
- I've faked an orgasm way too many times so that the session can be done and over with.
- While working in a retail store during high school, I lost my temper with one customer, leaned over the counter, and slapped her because she called me a bitch. I thought I was going to get fired on the spot but my boss told her to get the F**K out of his store and never come back again. Now that's what I call employee appreciation!
- I'm an Irish twin!
- Two guys actually texted me a picture of their "you know what"
- I don't own an umbrella nor will I prefer to use one in the rain.
- Single or not - I do not celebrate Valentine's Day
- I wish the Philadelphia Eagles made it to the Superbowl this year.
- I prefer not to ever use the term 'panty'. 'Underwear' is suitable enough.
- One day I decided to give myself a bikini wax. I chickened out. Regrettably, it was too late to change my mind after I smothered my crotch area with sticky hot wax. I had no choice but to endure the hour long pain and torture in my bathroom.
- I can never keep a straight face during a lie
(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )
1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.)Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.)Raise Money for a Good Cause
4.)Run a Half Marathon
5.)Run a Full Marathon
6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
11.)Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.)Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.)Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam
16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
17.)Enjoy a Special Brownie
18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.)Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)
23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
27.)Be on T.V.
28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
31.)Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
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6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show
7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person
8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs
10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom
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13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
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16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick
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18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
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23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping
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28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right
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32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
31 ranDUMB Things About share-bare Part II
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