My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Monday, February 8, 2010

Eat Crap

...is what I DID NOT say but that's what he literally did....my puppy, Bam that is.  GROSS!!

I don't get it.  5 minutes prior, he's standing by the kitchen door which is his usual way of communicating to me that he needs to go potty.  I leash him up and take him downstairs in the rain with my ever so cute navy blue rain boots.  He goes pee.  He's done.  He walks straight to the door and we're back inside.   OK that's a sign that he's done with his business.  We're back inside the apartment and he starts where he left off at - playing with this red Kong toy.  I'm back to where I left off which was reading my favorite blah-gs.  It's unusually quiet.  I notice that I left my patio door open.  Why?  Oh yeah, it was because the entire apartment smelled like chicken adobo.  Anyway, I see him walk out into the patio.    I figure he heard something outside and his nosy butt just wanted to check it out.  He's still out there in pitch dark and it's extremely quiet.  I decide to take a break from my reading to check up on him.  I approach the patio door and it reeked!  He's licking the floor.  I bend over to check it out.  OMG! EW! EW! EW!  It was all gone by then.  I immediately tried to rinse his mouth with water.  Ugh!  There's definitely no snuggle time tonight with Bam.  I think I'm going to brush his teeth right now.  This will be fun...NOT!

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