My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Cute Auditor Dude Part III

He's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! =) Previously, on Cute Auditor Dude: Cute Auditor Dude Episode 1 Cute Auditor Dude Episode 2 Welcome to the 3rd episode of Cute Auditor Dude. This weeks highlights are nothing special. It's more like "What If" moments. He's been here since Tuesday. He's still sitting diagonal from me with our backs facing each other. He still hasn't noticed me. He's still hot as can be. I should warn him about the chair he's sitting on which has a crusty old worn out cushion that was previously used by Ugly PC (former employee). She had the biggest kadunkadunk ever!! Like she literally had to remove the arms of the chair. Anyway. Here were my coulda shoulda moments:
  1. He needed to code to the lobby doors on Tuesday. I wasn't at my cubicle at the time. So, where did he resort to? Freakin Grrrry. Ugh! Too late to walk back to my cube. Talk about bad timing. I wanted to like run and tell him myself but that would make me look umm, just a tad bit psychotic. I hope he forgets the code and asks again. Ask ME next time!
  2. He sneezed this morning. He had such a cute sneeze. While I was in the moment of admiring his sneeze, I totally forgot to insert a "Bless You!" to him. UGH!!! Can I still do it? Would he say "Thank you"? Is it too late? (30 minutes later) I guess I'll wait.

I also want to mention that I LOVE how it's dark and gloomy outside. The combination of this magnificent weather and the indoor flourescent lights enables me to to see the his reflection on my window. [sigh] I can just day dream all day if the sun doesn't come out! Such a wonderful feeling! OK - I'm officially in stalker status. LOL!

p.s. I still don't know his name. Sad, huh?

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