My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I'm Getting Out of the Kitchen

If you can't stand the heat...then get out of the kitchen. That's exactly what I did. I thought I was the queen of sarcasm and practical jokes when it came to some Jersey boys. One in particular...yeah right!!
It all started out with the rivalry game between the Philadelphia Eagles and New York Giants (yeah, yeah, I know....get over it....just shush for a second!). I was thrilled that my team won. So, what do you think I did to celebrate? Yup. I rubbed it back in peoples' faces especially to two dudes I know from New Jersey that are really really HUGE fans. Anyway, one of them, refers himself as BooBear. I myself, refuse to call him that, but to protect his identity, we'll refer him to that for now. Long story the end of all the trash talk via IM, I felt bad. He seemed really sad and hurt for his team. So, as a peace offering and my way of saying sorry I came up with an idea. I purchased him a gift - a cookie basket specially made for a Giants fan. I thought it was a perfect! My original intention was to still be embarass him not cupcake him w/my undying love and affection. Please! It's me we're talking about. I wanted it to be big and flashy in hoping he'd get teased by his co-workers. I even put a condolence note for his loss - get it?
Ain't it cute? So a few days after I ordered it online, it was delivered via FedEx. (By the way, can I tell you how much I love FedEx? Their tracking system is awesome!) I was hoping for a reaction....nada. UGH!! I didn't get one until like two days later. By that time, I was totally over it. Brightside of it - he liked it and thought it was very nice and sweet of me. I even got brownie points for it! I have no idea where these points would be redeemable at but I guess it's his thought of giving me 'brownie points' was all that mattered. How about giving me a box full of brownies, instead, BooBear? Fairy Tale Brownies are the bomb diggity!! HINT HINT! So here's comes the bad part. Anyway, this couple weeks of whole messing around finally drew the line with me. Like I started to realize his sensor of humor was too much for me. I began to question if he was actually being serious when he would put me down. His sarcasm was unbelievable! It was over. I was sick and tired with dealing with his mood swings. He'll be nice one minute and the next minute, he'll be hurtfully mean to me. One day, we'll chat and then the next, he'd never even reply to a simple question. WTF, right? Not once did he ever apologize for his obnoxious behavior. Even when I was in a realtalk or nice mood, he'd just fire back with his harshness. It's like WOW! Someone is really bitter right now. But, no...apparently, he's like that all the time. I'm sorry, I guess you are just way too good to be my friend. He was totally pushing my buttons and yesterday....I gave up. So as my punishment for him, I decided to post a warning to all chicks picture! DO NOT trust this dude with your life. His smile is deceiving. He is up to no good! Boo Bear - you are officially my first to be put on share-bare's Blah-g of Shame! [I'm sticking out my tongue to you!] =P Take that!

[Couple hours later of this post, I removed his picture.
That's too mean and I'm not - I'm NICE DAMNIT!]
I refuse to be used as a door mat and stepped on. I don't like mean people and that's final.

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