My original purpose of this blog was to keep track of all of my "Things To Do" before my life expires. You know... stuff to do before you kick the bucket. Well people - here's my Bucket List or shall I say "Tabo" List. You only live once, so don't think twice. In addition to my "Tabo" List, you'll find me sharing how it's like to live the life of the wonderful share-bare. Happy Reading! ENJOY!

(inspired by the 2007 movie, The Bucket List )

1.) Pet a Tiger Cub
2.) Hold and Wrap a Snake Around Me
3.) Raise Money for a Good Cause

4.) Run a Half Marathon
5.) Run a Full Marathon

6.) Attend an Oprah Winfrey Show

7.) Meet Drew Barrymore in Person

8.) Go Dog Sledding in the Colorado Mountains
9.) Get Rock Hard Abs

10.) Write My Own Book and/or Sitcom

11.) Be in a Professional Photo Shoot
12.) Compete in a Bus Surfing Contest
13.) Step Inside of Grand Central Station in New York
14.) Cross the Golden Gate Bridge by Foot
15.) Adopt a dog named him Chaw-Lee <--I mean, Bam

16.) Learn to Swim so I Can be a Surfer Chick

17.) Enjoy a Special Brownie

18.) Hale Down a Yellow Cab
19.) Lie in a Hammock with Someone Special
20.) Apply for a Library Card
21.) Get a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate
22.) Get Kissed by a Hottie on New Year's (Strike of Midnight)

23.) Learn to be a Voice Over Artist
24.) Attend a Superbowl Game
25.) Sing the Song 'Killing Me Softly' at a Karaoke Bar
26.) Go Skinny Dipping

27.) Be on T.V.

28.) Go White Water Rafting in the American River
29.) Run up the "Rocky Steps" of the Philadelphia Museum of Art
30.) Marry Mr. Right

31.) Work Out So Hard That I Puke
32.) Go Stand Up Paddle Surfing (or Hoe he'e nalu) somewhere tropical

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Unknown is So Much Better!

I hate to break it to ya'll but this will my my series finale of the Cute Auditor Dude. Previously on Cute Auditor Dude:

Yesterday, my life was ruined. Just kidding. More like my man crush is officially dunzo. I find out not only his name (Brian, by the way) but he has a girlfriend or as my friend Lana would say, BSkank. Then later, I was told that he's not just dating exclusively with a BSkank but also engaged to the little cunt. Ha-ha! I'm saying this in a not so serious way, ok? I like saying bad words. It makes it more fun to type and it gives a spicy kick to my blah-g. Anyway, so you think I'm trippin'? You think I'm hurt? Nah....for me it's just a matter of finding new eye candy at the work place. Unfortunately, I resort to the ever so lovely young auditors. We at the Accounting Department don't get that many visitors.   Kind of living a sheltered business life.  We at the 10th floor are basically stuck with each other whether we like it or not. I'm grateful to have a handful of co-workers that I enjoy spending 40 hours a week with. Crazy, right? And the end of the day, Cute Auditor Dude is no longer my cute auditor dude. He was better left a mystery...Now it's not much of a big deal to me. My infatuation for him died and I'm over it just like that. Such a let down, right? I was really looking forward with continuing this series with you all. Too bad, the unknown was let loose. Sorry people. Cute Auditor Dude, may you rest in peace. If I were able to turn back time, I would prefer the unknown. It works so much better for me. No disappointments or drama. We will forever miss your hotness as eye candy of course.

1 comment:

  1. yep, that's how it always ends with them. its just a blur haha